whoop, glasses.

whoop, glasses.


When you have a friend who is 924781x prettier than you

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and every guy is in love with her, you just sit there like;

Then she calls her self ugly;

IF YOU’RE UGLY. WTF AM I?

always..

(via kaylajeannette)


my laughter for the night…

“Butt”

“I know you are but what am I?”

“A butt.”

“I’m rubber, you’re glue.”

“What if I’m a diamond? All shiny and sheeeet?”

“No, you’re Italian. You can’t be a diamond.”

“That’s racist! What can I be?”

“It’s only racist if you let it be that way. You can be spaghetti.”

lollllll. Thumbs up for 90s comebacks and awesome friends that text you at 2:30 in the morning :D oh, and Italians.







(via yes-butno)


woaaahhhh. yeahh..

woaaahhhh. yeahh..