whoop, glasses.
When you have a friend who is 924781x prettier than you
and every guy is in love with her, you just sit there like;
Then she calls her self ugly;
IF YOU’RE UGLY. WTF AM I?
always..
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Let it be...
Ashleyyy. Eighteen. Studying business @ WVU-P. "Just tryna get by".
my laughter for the night…
“Butt”
“I know you are but what am I?”
“A butt.”
“I’m rubber, you’re glue.”
“What if I’m a diamond? All shiny and sheeeet?”
“No, you’re Italian. You can’t be a diamond.”
“That’s racist! What can I be?”
“It’s only racist if you let it be that way. You can be spaghetti.”
lollllll. Thumbs up for 90s comebacks and awesome friends that text you at 2:30 in the morning :D oh, and Italians.
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What did you expect?: Weed smokers are stupid, eh?
1. 34, She works as nurse. She’s married. She’s rasing two kids. Building a cabin. Went to high school. Went to college. She’s 34, she smoked since 15 and has only quit once to pass a drug test.
2. He’s got cancer, smoked since he was young, now he can without getting in trouble by cops. Weed…
<33
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woaaahhhh. yeahh..
